{"id":988,"date":"2024-05-24T20:22:45","date_gmt":"2024-05-24T20:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/?p=988"},"modified":"2024-05-24T20:22:46","modified_gmt":"2024-05-24T20:22:46","slug":"a-70-year-old-man-has-never-been-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/a-70-year-old-man-has-never-been-married\/","title":{"rendered":"A 70-year-old man has never been married"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class='\"wp-block-image' size-full><img decoding='\"async\"' loading='\"lazy\"' width='\"454\"' height='\"560\"' src="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/runeecho.com%5C/wp-content%5C/uploads%5C/2024%5C/05%5C/441955094_122142427190234729_3307597735625619746_n.jpg%5C%22" alt='\"\"' class='\"wp-image-989\"' srcset='\"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/441955094_122142427190234729_3307597735625619746_n.jpg' https: sizes='\"(max-width:'>\n\n\n\n<p>A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, \u201cOh, it was beautiful,\u201d says the man. \u201c<br>The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -\u201d His friend interrupts him. \u201cA man your age! How did you make love almost every night?\u2019\u201dOh,\u201d says the man, \u201cwe almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><div class='\"mh-excerpt\"'><p>A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married <a class='\"mh-excerpt-more\"' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/runeecho.com%5C/a-70-year-old-man-has-never-been-married%5C/%5C%22" title='\"A' man has never been married>[&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":989,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":990,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions\/990"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</a></p></div></figure>