An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.\n\n\n\n
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, \u201dHey, you wanna hear a blond joke?\n\n\n\n
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy,\n\n\n\n
I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.\n\n\n\n
1. The bartender is a blond girl who\u2019s holding a baseball bat.\n\n\n\n
2. The bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club\n\n\n\n
.3.I\u2019m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate\n\n\n\n
.4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.\n\n\n\n
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.\n\n\n\n
Do you still wanna tell that blond joke?\u201dThe blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, \u201cWell hell no, not if I\u2019m gonna have to explain it five times.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"