{"id":6246,"date":"2024-11-30T22:55:30","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T22:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/?p=6246"},"modified":"2024-11-30T22:55:30","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T22:55:30","slug":"mrs-perks-asked-her-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/mrs-perks-asked-her-class\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Perks asked her class"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>he 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, \u201cWhich human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?\u201dNo one answered until little Mary stood up and said, \u201cYou should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!I\u2019m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!\u201dMrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, \u201cWhich body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?\u201dLittle Mary\u2019s mouth fell open.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><div class='\"mh-excerpt\"'><p>he 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, \u201cWhich human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?\u201dNo one answered until <a class='\"mh-excerpt-more\"' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/runeecho.com%5C/mrs-perks-asked-her-class%5C/%5C%22" title='\"Mrs.' perks asked her>[&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6247,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6246\/revisions\/6247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</a></p></div>