{"id":1476,"date":"2024-06-04T14:21:57","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T14:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/?p=1476"},"modified":"2024-06-04T14:21:58","modified_gmt":"2024-06-04T14:21:58","slug":"a-young-lady-is-working-at-old-people-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/a-young-lady-is-working-at-old-people-home\/","title":{"rendered":"A Young Lady Is Working At Old People Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A young lady is working at an old people\u2019s home when she walks into an old gentleman\u2019s room. He\u2019s holding a set of photographs and looks upset.\u2019\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cWhat\u2019s the matter?\u201d She asks I\u2019ve got no-one to pass these onto to when I go\u201d. Says the old man, looking at his photos.\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cLet me show you\u201d and he presents her with a photo of an old car, \u201cthis is my vintage E type Jaguar. It\u2019s priceless and in pristine condition\u201d\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cI\u2019ll\u2026 I\u2019ll let you have it if you just give me a quick flash of those lovely melons.\u201d\n\n\n\n</p><p>Interested in the prospect of inheriting the old man\u2019s car and feeling a bit sorry for the old geezer, she agrees and proceeds to undress for him.\n\n\n\n</p><p>Looking visibly happier, he pulls out another photo, \u201cThis is my house in Devon. It\u2019s an 8 bedroom mansion with a swimming pool and 25 acres of land.\u201d\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201cYou can have it, only, I\u2019d love to see those melons bouncing.\n\n\n\n</p><p>She thinks about this for a few seconds, then agrees and proceeds to jump up and down topless in front of the old man. Now vibrant, the old man grabs another photo and says,\n\n\n\n</p><p>\u201chere, look, this is my yacht off of the coast of Gibraltar.\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s yours if you could just let me play with those spiffing melons of yours for a couple of minutes.\u201d\n\n\n\n</p><p>Deciding it\u2019s worth it, she leans forward and lets the old man have a good fumble of her jubilees.\n\n\n\n</p><p>Wide-eyed and with a cheeky grin on his face, the old man says, \u201cthank you so much, my dear.\u201d He stands up and hands her the three photographs.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><div class='\"mh-excerpt\"'><p>A young lady is working at an old people\u2019s home when she walks into an old gentleman\u2019s room. He\u2019s holding a set of photographs and <a class='\"mh-excerpt-more\"' href="%5C%22https:%5C/%5C/runeecho.com%5C/a-young-lady-is-working-at-old-people-home%5C/%5C%22" title='\"A' young lady is working at old people home>[&hellip;]\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1477,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1478,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1476\/revisions\/1478"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/runeecho.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</a></p></div>