Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh sorry honey,
OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?…..
Then husband walks out,
after coming back from were he went,he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!
Wife: no its not me.
Husband: who then!
Wife: our neighbor
Husband: you paid him how much?
Wife: No,
he just gave me two options, bread or sex….
Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife:
do I look like a bakery!!!!
